Lesbollah

For several years, the misfit outfits "Queers for Palestine" and "Queers Undermining Israeli Terrorism" (QUIT) have militated for the destruction of Israel under the banner of agitating for Palestinian rights. They have done so since the 2000 resumption of the Arab war-by-Palestinian-proxy against the Jews (also known as "the al-Aqsa Intifada"), and maybe since before that. If you live in the real world you probably have never heard of "Queers for Palestine" and "QUIT," but the sad fact is that they are a freak-show fixture of the lib/rad "scene" in and around the San Francisco intergalactic zip code and beyond.

"Queers for Palestine" and "QUIT" consistently:

* oppose Israeli anti-terrorist operations in the Palestinian territories;
* endorse divestment from the region's most thriving economy (and most thriving democracy); and, most notoriously . . .
* endorse (click for image) the Arab demographic atom bomb aimed at the heart of Israeli civil society, the so-called "right of return"

Someone should spell out for these people that the very territories they purport to support are among the most dangerous places on Earth for any gay or lesbian person. But it's difficult to believe they're anything but a pathologically self-hating, morally fractured sect when their latest fundraiser is held at a bar called "DeBasement" and when their current organizing effort is to boycott the 2006 World Pride Conference for gays and lesbians because it's being held in . . . Jerusalem!

With the outbreak this month of the Israel-Hezbollah War (or, War of Tammuz; or, as JMK called it from the start, "a defensive counter-attack in the longer war against jihad"), a brand new jihadist rallying cry is being raised in the battle to shape public opinion over it. This cry has begun circulating on the Left faster than a fast-tracked fatwa: "We are all Hizbullah."

Well, JMK has learned through its intelligence channels that the "We are all Hizbullah" meme is spreading like wildfire through the "hearts and minds" of some of the western Left. Its success stems from exploiting an already-existing split among the the "queer" pro-Palestine crowd.  The exact repercussions remain to be seen, but we can state with some certainty that a militant feminist faction has burst forth from "Queers for Palestine" and "QUIT" and is seizing this historical moment to assert itself with unprecedented and shocking force.

The faction is "Lesbians in Solidarity with Hezbollah," more commonly known by its quasi-acronym, Lesbollah.

Unfortunately, little is known about the exact numbers and locations of Lesbollah's sleeper cells, except that they are believed to have formed in large cities in the United States, Western Europe and Israel (including on large college campuses), but nowhere near southern Lebanon.  Lesbollah may, or may not, be affiliated with "Terrorist Dykes," which formed autonomously in Greenwich Village, New York in 2003, but which appears to have links to a militant feminist socialist group in Michigan, a known hotspot of Hezbollah organizing in the United States. Most of JMK's intelligence on Lesbollah, however, comes from the interception of propaganda communiques (stapled prominently on many college campuses' announcement kiosks), which lead with one of the following phrases:

Lesbollah: Wymyn killin' wymyn 4 Allah
Lesbollah: Puttin' the "she" back in "shiite"
Lesbollah: "I am jihad. Hear me roar."
Lesbollah: Sporting the longest shoulder-fired rockets and the shortest fingernails in "the resistance"

If you, Gentle Reader, come across any further Lesbollah communiques -- including print, video, or other media formats -- JMK urges you to email them to us or list them in the Comments section without delay so that other concerned readers may learn more about this stealthy, determined, and implacable enemy of Western civilization.

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Breaking Update (7/25): Thanks to inside sources -- including at least one member of Congress and a writer for the recently-cancelled TV series West Fling -- JMK has reason to believe that one or both of the women featured in the following photograph may have sensitive information about Lesbollah activities:

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What I want answered, JMK, is what the American people -- and what I think all decent Israeli, Palestinian, and Lebanese people -- want answered.  And that is: What, if any, knowledge is Mrs. Clinton or Mrs. Arafat privy to that will lead to the arrest, prosecution, and conviction of Lesbollah operatives, whether in the United States or in the Middle East? In other words, what are either of these women hiding that is endangering American, Israeli, Palestinian, or Lebanese lives?

-- Sen. Hattrick Layshe, of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee (speaking off the record)

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Further Update (7/27): More (and related) stuff you can't make up: Hillary Clinton is busted! That is, a bust of her is to be enshrined in the Museum of Sex(?). Talk about Expose the Left .  And how better to do so than with an edition of Vent at Hot Air.

Super Duper Further Update (3/30/2007): Arab Lesbians gather publicly in Israel.

Comments

[Asher - Dreams Into Lightning]

Check out the comments on this:
http://community.livejournal.com/drag_kings/519972.html
World Pride - Queeruption on LJ Drag Kings community

[JMK]

Asher,

That's potentially a very relevant web page. Perhaps this post can help contribute to productive and linguistically (let alone, morally) clear discussion at the upcoming Jerusalem conference. Or in lieu of said conference (should it be cancelled).

Never heard of a "drag king" before, that's a new one.

[The Editrix]

As far as I am concerned, everything grown-up people are doing behind closed doors should be their own business, but that's exactly what they are NOT doing: Keeping it behind closed doors and by and by they are mightily going on my nerves.

I was at the receiving end of flak because of this blog entry as well: http://editrixblog.blogspot.com/2006/05/see-you-in-tehran-volker.html because of my lack of empathy for the gay cause. What do they expect? As well as feminists, they have reached all reachable goals long ago. What they are doing now is (equally like feminists) fighting for privileges.

Why one can be pretty sure to find them on the wrong side when it comes to causes that are not directly linked to their sexual proclivities, or even rather AVERSE to their sexual proclivities, I can only speculate.

FTA!

[Lao Hu]

Dude, the real groups you mentioned were so bizarre that I was nearly to the end of the post before I could be sure that Lezbollah was made up. Excellent satire.

[Asher - Dreams Into Lightning]

Jeremaya, thanks. Also enjoyed reading the Volker Beck page.

Personally I have problems with the idea of a gay pride parade in Jerusalem, which is why I'm kind of glad it was cancelled on account of the war. I just think it's too much of a provocation to religious conservatives (Jewish and Christian) and is counter-productive; you're not going to gain acceptance by going out of your way to offend people. Tel Aviv would have been better.

But of course, that wasn't the issue for the Israel-bashers. Somehow, the folks on the gay left have convinced themselves that Israel is the enemy and ... and what? And the islamo-fascists are their friends? It boggles the mind.

[JMK]

Editrix,
Fighting for privileges, yes. And also social engineering.

Ever since "Stonewall" (the 1969 Greenwich Village riot gay generally considered the spark of the contemporary gay movement), vocal and confrontational segments of the "gay community" have always allied themselves with the most extreme non-gay extremists (e.g., a short-lived 70s group "Third World Gay Liberation Front" or Jean Genet writing about the PLO).

Lao Hu,
So glad you liked it! If you scroll through the archives of zombietime.com - you'll see lots of people like this. All too real.

Asher,
Perhaps the event organizers somehow felt "marginalized" in Tel Aviv? They're going to have to wake up to the inanity and destructiveness of anarchistic rhetoric like "a world without borders."